Steel Panther

The Plaza Live Theatre

425 N Bumby Ave

Orlando,FL-32803

August 17
08:00PM
Steel Panther

Thisisnotfakenews.Rightnow,somewhere,somegirlistakinghertopofftothemostanticipatedalbumof2017,SteelPanthersfourthfull-lengthstudioalbumLowertheBar.SteelPantherhasestablishedthemselvesastheworldspremierpartyband,meldinghardrockvirtuositywithparodyandcriminallygoodlooks.MadeupofMichaelStarr(leadsinger),Satchel(guitarist),LexxiFoxx(bass),andStixZadinia(drums),theLosAngeleshairmetalgroupdoesitagain.Theylookgood,theysoundgoodandtheyreinitforthepussy.ThetitleLowertheBar wasthebrainchildofSatchel.SatchelsuggestedthatIshouldlowerthebarifIwantedtogetlaidmoreoften,saysMichael.Lexxidisagrees,thinkingLowertheBarwassoshortpeoplecouldalsodrinkatbars.AndSteelPantherhandsittothem,alcoholicmidgets,becausetheycantreachoverthecounter.Ithassomanymeanings,thebandadmits.TheresreallynosituationyoucantapplyLowertheBar to.Itcanbeappliedtolifeaspirations.Youwalkdownthestreetandseepeoplewhoarehomeless,sleepinginpuddlesoftheirownurineandeatingpiecesofcardboardandsometimestheyseemperfectlyhappy.AndsometimesIaskmyselfwhycantIdothat.Ineedtosetthebaraslowasthispersonhas.Itcanevenbeappliedtogirls.Sometimesyougetahotgirlyouwouldveneverexpectedto,butitsstillagoodideatolowerthebar.Youshouldexpectthesextobeterrible,becausealotofhotgirlsarebadinbed.Theyjustlaythere.Goinknowingshesgoingtobehorribleandifshedoesanythinglikelickyourballsandswallowsthatsawin.EverythingyouhearonaSteelPantherrecordistakenfromreallife.Itreallyisjustalifestoryputtomusic.Satchelgoeson,WeallgothighandnakedanddrunkandthenLexxihadsexwiththesethreegirlsandtherestofuswatchedthem.Thatswhatwedoforeveryrecord.Michaelvaluestheimportanceofrelaxingduringthewritingprocess,IwenttothebeachandwroteasongcalledIlovethebeach.Lexxialsowroteasongthatdidntmakethecut,Iwroteasongaboutthedog.ItscalledIsuckedadogsdick,butIdidntthinkpeoplewouldlikeit.Thenameisdifferentandwepickeddifferentsongs.Ithinkthatssomethingeveryonecanexpectwiththisone,saysStix.Thebandhasbroadenedtheirhorizonstopicallyandlyrically,goingplacestheyhaventgonebefore.Satcheladds,Itsnotjustsex,drugsandloveofrockandroll.Thistimeitssex,drugandloveofrockandroll,andpartyingandheavymetal.Also,thehairisabitdifferent.ImusingdifferenthairspraysaysLexxi.Steel Pantherhasnointentionofchangingtheirstyle:hairisdown,spandexisonandtitsareout.Theyreonagreatermissionandonemightwanttoleavetheirmoralsbehind.OnelistentothetwistedsingletitledAnythingGoesandonecouldnotagree more.Indeed,anythinggoes.Morethaninairportbars,internationalwaters,theWildWildWestorSteelPantherssexlives,anythinggoes.Itsanunpredictablenoholesbarredfuckfestthatdoesnthavetoanswertoanyonesrules.ThemusicvideoforthefirstsingleShesTightisasexifiedversionoftheCheapTricksongShesTight.Itdeliversmorepussyandpartyingandskinthanthe1982hit.CameosinthevideoincludeCheapTricksRobZander,BobbieBrown,ParisMichaelJacksonandTonyPalermo(PapaRoach).Guestsontherecorddontendthere.RudySarzo,heavymetallegendandbassistforWhitesnakeandQuietriot,slaysononeofthesongs.Thatsveryexcitingashesalwaysbeenarockandrollheroforusandhelikestoparty.SteelPantherisnowknownasthegreatestneo-metal,glamthrowbackparodyband,havefourfulllengthalbums,platinumlevelYouTubestatus,highprofiletelevisionappearances,touracrosstheworldandarenotorious.Ultimatelythough,thisfearsomefourjusthopesheavymetalcanbringaboutworldpeace.Inaworldofhateanddespairrightnowitsimportanttobringintheheavymetalcommunityaroundtheworld.Wehopeourrecordwillbringworldpeaceandhappinesstoeveryonethatlistenstoit,concludesMichael.Lexxiadds,AndmaybeafewmorepeoplewilltrytofuckahotmidgetatNiagarafalls.

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